Sunday 29 September 2013

FIVE THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU SAY 'I DO'

JUST AS IMPORTANT AS FINALIZING ON THE WEDDING CAKE BUT WAY MORE FUN.
1.Have your ring professionally cleaned by your jeweler so its extra sparkly on the big day.While your finger is naked,go out and grab a drink solo and FLIRT!!!
2.Use the phrase 'I have to tell you something' as often as possible before people automatically assume you are going to follow up with "l'm pregnant."
3.Buy yourself a trophy handbag before your finances merge and you risk his going into anaphylactic shock.
4.Karaoke night with the girls.."All the single ladies." Obnoxious,choreographed dance moves included.Because your enthusiasm will just never feel as authentic as when you are still technically single.
5.Come to terms with the fact that if D'banj ever hits on you,you can't act on it.Sigh...

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